Ben aspires to be a hippo

This morning Ben’s Krappi Call was about some guy who apparently visited adult sites called ‘Happiness with Elderlies’ and ‘Sexy Aunties’ or something. So I tweeted that Ben was a dirty little perve. And he replied that he is the cleanest person alive and if I licked him he would taste like cucumbers. So I told him to come to the studio so I could take a lick. Ben replied:

Buff. Like a hippo…

BAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m so funny. Hippos are so cute.

Sorry. Don’t have photoshop on my lappy anymore. Artwork brought to you by Paint. Hah. 

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Laila Zain

Laila is a working mama who married young, had two beautiful boys, went through a shitty divorce, met an amazing man, remarried, and had a beautiful girl. Her eldest boy is a rainbow baby and special needs child. Her second is ridiculously smart. Her baby is a baby.

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