Dear Dumbass,

I feel sorry for you, truly I do. You consider yourself a celebrity? Really? I remember watching you perform at Sunway Lagoon during the height of your ‘success’ seven years ago and I felt nothing but pity. You, up on stage, telling the crowd to sing along with you, and nothing. No one moved. No…

They discuss me over a forum…

Last week I was checking my blog stats and I saw that close to a hundred hits had come from a lowyat forum. So I clicked on the link and holy balls, someone started a thread about me… Entitled ‘Who is Laila?’ the ‘discussion’ was about the supposedly sexy voice on Pagi Rock Crew. People…

Dumbass Malaysian

Last night I received a missed call from a phone number I didn’t recognize. So I messaged the number. This is what happened. Translation: “I just pressed whatever number… just for fun… who are you… I’m Wan” What a fucking dumbass. Who the hell does that? Calls random numbers for fun and then tries to…

Doctors are stupid (part 2)

So I previously ranted about stupid doctors in the hospital interrogating me right after I’d given birth. And now, there’s a new story to rant. At my 6 week post-natal check-up with the ob-gyn, I told her I was still bleeding. It would flow a little, then stop, then spot, then flow etc etc. Ever since I…

I am stupid.

This morning I was packing my bags to come to work. Handbag. Breast pump and bottles bag. Laptop bag. Made sure I had my phone charger because the phone died during the night. Check. Check. Check. And check. Came to work. Wanted to make a phone call. Ah but wait. Where’s my phone? Where? In…

Super random email

A few weeks ago I received a comment on my post on the Pagi Rock Crew Roadtrip: And so I emailed this person, crossing my fingers that it would be a scam, just because it’s so fun to mess with them 😉 This is the reply I received: Hmm… Doesn’t sound like a scam. Mesothelioma…

Doctors are stupid.

Just because I didn’t go to medical school, it doesn’t mean I’m stupid. And just because you did, it doesn’t make you better than me. Doctors are fucking annoying. This is a little dated, but I was just thinking about it, and it pissed me off. So I’m ranting. 5 hours after I gave birth…

I won the UK National Lottery!

Guess what? On my birthday, I received an email from the UK National Lottery Board informing me that I had just won 1 million pounds. Thank you so much Mr Ken Nicholl, Office Head of UK Board Officer.  Below are the emails between Mr Ken Nicholl and I (heehee):  Mr Ken Nicholl never wrote back or…

Celebrity Fitness stole my money

This morning I was checking my banking transactions online and realized that Celebrity Fitness was deducting RM145 twice a month from my account. I signed up for membership in early 2010 for a year and assumed it would be canceled by December 2010. Anyway, I went to the gym myself to ask what was going…