Category: Random Rants

Dear Dumbass,

Dear Dumbass,

I feel sorry for you, truly I do. You consider yourself a celebrity? Really? I remember watching you perform at Sunway Lagoon during the height of your ‘success’ seven years ago and I felt...

Proof that Women are Better Drivers than Men.

Proof that Women are Better Drivers than Men.

Here is a full comprehensive case study to prove that women are better drivers than men. Subject 1: Me, Myself, I. Length of time driving: 7 years Damage done: – drove into a tree...

They discuss me over a forum…

They discuss me over a forum…

Last week I was checking my blog stats and I saw that close to a hundred hits had come from a lowyat forum. So I clicked on the link and holy balls, someone started...

Dumbass Malaysian

Last night I received a missed call from a phone number I didn’t recognize. So I messaged the number. This is what happened. Translation: “I just pressed whatever number… just for fun… who are...

Doctors are stupid (part 2)

So I previously ranted about stupid doctors in the hospital interrogating me right after I’d given birth. And now, there’s a new story to rant. At my 6 week post-natal check-up with the ob-gyn, I told...

I am stupid.

I am stupid.

This morning I was packing my bags to come to work. Handbag. Breast pump and bottles bag. Laptop bag. Made sure I had my phone charger because the phone died during the night. Check....

Super random email

A few weeks ago I received a comment on my post on the Pagi Rock Crew Roadtrip: And so I emailed this person, crossing my fingers that it would be a scam, just because...

Doctors are stupid.

Doctors are stupid.

Just because I didn’t go to medical school, it doesn’t mean I’m stupid. And just because you did, it doesn’t make you better than me. Doctors are fucking annoying. This is a little dated,...

I won the UK National Lottery!

Guess what? On my birthday, I received an email from the UK National Lottery Board informing me that I had just won 1 million pounds. Thank you so much Mr Ken Nicholl, Office Head...

Celebrity Fitness stole my money (update)

Celebrity Fitness stole my money (update)

Quick recap: last week I discovered RM145 was being deducted from my bank account from Celebrity Fitness. When I went to the gym to inquire, I found out I had ‘validated’ payment for another...

Celebrity Fitness stole my money

This morning I was checking my banking transactions online and realized that Celebrity Fitness was deducting RM145 twice a month from my account. I signed up for membership in early 2010 for a year...