I’m pregnant. Again.

It’s 11am and the alarm on my phone just went off, reminding me to take my mini-pill. Whoops. It’s Ramadhan. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS!!

I thought one was a handful.
I told myself to take them at 5.30am. I said Lala, don’t forget, 5.30, take the pill. Out loud. To myself. And I completely forgot. And I’m not gonna break my fast for a mini-pill. Which means I gotta take it some 15 hours late. FISSHHHHSTICKS!!! 
Two is an armful.
Really hope I don’t get my period. Boys who are reading this are cringing. Ha. Ha. Ha. Really really hope I don’t get pregnant. Again. Like Hunny Madu. Who is apparently both pregnant and a mum-to-be. Because they are two separate things you know. (Inside joke about very bad, sad, reporting by a well-known online news portal). 


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Laila Zain

Laila is a working mama who married young, had two beautiful boys, went through a shitty divorce, met an amazing man, remarried, and had a beautiful girl. Her eldest boy is a rainbow baby and special needs child. Her second is ridiculously smart. Her baby is a baby.

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