Pandelela Rinong takes the Bronze!

Behold the cutest Olympic medalist ever!!! Yay Pandelela Rinong! Woke up to the awesome news that she got the bronze in the women’s 10m platform dive. So super awesome. Pagi Rock Crew sang songs for her this morning in her honor. Best on twitter: “Hey Pandelela, this is crazy, you won a medal, so THANK YOU BABY!” So much love. I wish people would sing songs with my name in it, but alas, my talent is confined to blogging with one hand while the other pumps.

P.S. I went to uni with a morbidly obese girl who had a lovely personality but very low self-esteem. Unfortunately her low self-esteem won over that lovely personality and every weekend she would squeeze herself into the tiniest, skankiest outfits and frequent hotel bars at night and have sex with any old pervy man who bought her drinks. Recently I discovered she is also now an idiot and can’t think for shit.