This is a guest post from Jennifer Octavia. Hello, I am from Zombie club, friend…
50 Badly Shot Photos Of Everything To See And Do In Melaka On A Day Trip
See my 3D2N itinerary for Melaka here. You will be disappointed. Thanks for coming.
Here’s a spammy photo post of Melaka on our last day
1. We drove to the town

2. And saw this beautiful church

3. And drove some more

4. And got stuck in traffic

5. Is it full of young things?

6. Tourist central

7. Stadhuys. Argh I love Melaka it’s so pretty.

8. My nuggets

9. Ooo SK Bandar Hilir is PPKI!

10. Mall

11. I’m not even halfway through and I’m bored

12. Would you like to hear a funny story?

13. Sulaiman was asking Siri to tell him a pun…

13. But he mispronounced ‘pun’

14. And was like, “Mama, I said ‘pun’ but Siri put ‘porn'”

15. LMAO

16. It’s fine. Siri didn’t show any porn.

17. Wall

18. Arch

19. The January Babies

20. Aww I love this picture

21. We climbed up A’ Famosa

22. Ayub was VERY unhappy about walking up all the stairs

23. But the view at the top is worth it

24. I look so stumpy

25. Sulaiman was the only one to read all the plaques and actually learn something

26. Cute

27. Joke time?

28. Stranger: “Bob? Is that short for Robert?”

29. Bobert: “No.”

30. What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?

31. Boobies

32. Ohmygosh we got to the trishaws!

33. Aisha was so so so excited to sit on one. You can’t tell from the photo obvi.

34. They are so noisy and fun

35. Guaranteed to smile when you’re onboard

36. Mr Ninja takes the WORST pictures seriously he doesn’t even try

37. Christ Church Melaka

38. Happy fat baby!

39. This train was so sad. The inside was just packed with tacky, overpriced souvenirs and junk 🙁

40. This plane was cute though

41. RM5 per person to go up the plane and la la la up there

42. Ayub is so photogenic lol

43. Last night Sulaiman was jabajabajaba-ing as usual and I said “Sulaiman, you’re driving me nuts!”

44. And he goes, “What kind of nut?”

45. And I said, “Doughnut.”

46. Which he thought was hilarious

47. Awwww Mr Ninja and the Chonk outside

48. They could have stayed up there all day

49. Captain Ayub and First Officer Doughnut

50. The boys

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