What Happens When Your Baby’s Diaper Explodes With Poop?

You know how I said I would be blogging more mundane stupid boring family stuff because this is my blog and I can do whatever I want?

Well, this is one of those posts. Keep scrolling if you’re not interested in Ibrahim’s poop. Click on an ad on your way out, thanks.

So what happens when your baby’s diaper explodes with poop?

You clean it lah. What else?

I was breastfeeding the baby when he farted like a little machine gun

Poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-pohhht.

Aisha cracked up as she always does whenever someone farts. She says it’s extra funny when Ibrahim does it because “his bum bum is so smol!”

Still chup-chup-chupping from my boob and the baby’s butt explodes like prrrrrfftttt-prrrt-prrrt!

Aisha is literally ROFL. And my hand that’s been cradling the baby suddenly feels very wet.

Poopaggedon by Ibrahim

I took this picture when I was already halfway cleaning him. So yeah. This is a “cleaner” version of what happened lol.

Unless you’re a parent, you have no idea how satisfying it is to see so much healthy, yellow, baby poop. Especially if you’re a breastfeeding mama. OWHHHH YEAAAAHHHH!!!

Between Ibrahim having green diarrhea for three weeks when I went back to work after maternity leave, and Ibrahim being constipated and unhappy and uncomfortable and not able to sleep and therefore waking up EVERY HOUR…

I choose exploding yellow poopy diaper any day.

Check out the aftermath

The laundry never ends. That’s two cloth napkins and one baby onesie.

And this was only Ibrahim’s second poop of the day. He went four times that day. Clever fatty baby.

For the noobs who’ve never had the delight of dealing with baby poop: