Duckface Camwhore turns Peacock

I have the stupidest posts. I tsk at my own writing. It’s offensive to writers to call my writing, writing. Whatever. This morning I ran a poll on the Fly facebook page, asking what kind of pictures people found the most annoying. A survey that was conducted in the US found that people thought baby pictures were the most annoying. I know a person who unfriended people because they posted pictures of their children. I don’t like kids. But I love my babies. My babies are gorgeous.

I digress.

Malaysians voted ‘duckface camwhoring’ to be the most annoying pictures posted by others. I think that’s such a lie though. Every morning Prem and Hafiz go through facebook to ogle and drool and zoom in on pics of scantily clad camwhores. They LOVE it. And those pictures get dozens of likes and comments. So all you poll-takers, you are either all women, or you are straight-up lying.

Again. I digress.

Get to the point Laila! Goddamn. Hafiz wants to retire the duckface and introduce the peacock. Yes. That’s all. Scream peaCOCK and take a picture of yourself at the cock part. Of course. Have you not noticed yet how naughty the show is?

Ben contributed on his way to work too. Got a few twitpics. Stupid funny. I want to see your peacock.