How To Play Minecraft Completely Wrong Yikes

Hi everyone! GET OUT OF HERE SULAIMAN I’M TAKING CHARGE OF THIS ONE. No wait wait nooooooo! HI EVERYONE! YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO. LIST ALL THE THINGS NOT TO DO IN MINECRAFT. ALSO I’M MINECRAFT SULAIMAN. I PLAY MINECRAFT YAY.

ALSO THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG LIST SO PREPARE YOURSELF.

  1. Digging diamonds with a stone pickaxe
  2. Pressing “Q” on lava
  3. Digging straight down
  4. Jumping into lava
  5. Trying to sleep in the Nether or The End
  6. Jumping off a super high cliff
  7. Putting lava on yourself
  8. Trying to kill an iron golem with literally nothing
  9. Eating rotten flesh instead of your delicious steak
  10. Going to a Pillager Outpost with nothing
  11. Breaking an Ender Chest with no silk touch
  12. Attempting a 6 block jump while walking
  13. Walking down a ravine
  14. Going to the bottom of the ocean
  15. Look at an Enderman
  16. Not eating any food on hard mode
  17. Digging stone with your hands bruh
  18. Using Eye Of Enders a lot until they all break
  19. Not making a shield
  20. Forgetting what in the world armor is
  21. Smack a Zombie Pigman right in front of a million Zombie Pigmen or something
  22. Forget how to make a Nether portal
  23. Mine ancient debris with an iron pickaxe
  24. Don’t know how to make flint and steel
  25. Forgot that the crafting book was a thing
  26. Go to the nether fortress but you don’t get the blaze rods for the ender eyes
  27. Use your water bucket in The Nether
  28. Forgot how to go to The End
  29. Don’t know that End Crystals heal the Ender Dragon
  30. Don’t know that End Crystals can kill you if you smack it
  31. Use a shovel instead of a pickaxe
  32. Forgot that the enchantment table existed

Ok Minecraft Sulaiman went to sleep. He’s a good sleeper. Oh and follow me on Roblox. My username is TheHatfart. Now follow me please. Ok bye.

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