I Can’t Believe That I Shortened My World Record… Again.

Hello everyone! This is Christmas post #2 Sulaiman here. I think I can’t make the three blog posts in one day. Because I went out so I could buy birthday presents for my cousins. It took a long time. It took like, 3h 20m. Ugh… i’m upset about that. I thought it would be a fast 1h but no. It was 3h 20m instead. Ah well… on to the story.

Chapter 1: I’m a lazybum

It was 8:30am in the morning. I was so tired. I always am. I tried to sleep but I couldn’t because well… I don’t know. Maybe it was the sunlight. Or maybe it was because of the Ayub being so loud. Or maybe because of the sound of dishes being washed. Or was it because Aisha and Ibby were so loud. I don’t know. I think it was everything. Ugh… lazybum me is so lazybummmmmmmmmm.

Chapter 2: Breakfast and mandi and sing for no reason yet again bruh

I finally went out of my bed when it was 9:15am. Told you I was a lazybum. I went downstairs and had breakfast. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm… delicious. And then I went upstairs to go mandi. But first I should see what Ayub was doing. He was watching YouTube. I watched with him for a while. And then I went to mandi. And sing. And sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing and sing Life Is Fun and Good Person.

Chapter 3: The speedrun

I dressed up and went to the PC. I saw Ayub waiting for me on the chair. I said let’s rock paper scissors shoot on who gets the PC first. I won. Yayayyayayayyayayyayyayayyay. That is the weirdest yay i’ve ever made lol. What have I done. Anyways, I was gonna play Roblox and play Be A Parkour Ninja when suddenly, I changed my mind. I HAVE TO SHORTEN THE WORLD RECORD ON LOLWUT AGAIN! I thought. And I started playing lolwut. I was not doing well. At least I thought I was. And then when I finished, I realized that I actually shortened the world record again. This time I was frozen. I couldn’t move. Not even an inch. I just stared at my stopwatch. And then I left the game and put it on Notepad. And do you want to know what the time was? 8m 36s 86ms. Wow. Even someone that did all medium levels and not even the tests had 9m 18s. Just wow.

Well that’s the end. And I need to poop. Perfect timing.