I’m Back After My Legoland Trip Hooray! (Part 4)

Hi everyone! HI EVERYONE! Ahhhhh! How’d you get here?!??!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOOR IS LITERALLY OPEN! Oh. Why do I always keep the door open? HEY I’M JUST YOUR IMAGINATION YOU KNOW! Oh yeah… wait this feels so weird talking to me. Oh hi SPPOR Sulaiman. OOH NOW I’M LOUD. No you’re not. I just made it different so people wouldn’t get confused. UGH… WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME ROBOT SULAIMAN? Because now you’re on caps. WHY???? Because everyone would get confused. OH OK. Wait a minute… your font looks like Devil Sulaiman’s. Umm… how do I change this? Oh I know! wHAT TYPE OF FONT IS THIS!??!?!? Yours. wELL… OK THEN. Should I make Error Sulaiman? Yes. Ok then. Oh wait first let’s go into the story.

Day 4: Going back home

Chapter 1: Delicious Legoland breakfast yummy yum yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

AHH! Oh. It’s just Ayah trying to wake me up. And he won at waking me up. Sigh… I couldn’t believe that were going back home. It’s gonna be a long road. But first we are going to Neni’s house and stay there for like an hour. I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. And then we went downstairs to go and have breakfast. I wish that we could stay longer. And when we got to the breakfast area we found a table in front of us. How convenient. I went to go and get fried rice and apple juice immediately. I was the first to get something. Huh. And then after breakfast we went back upstairs to go and mandi. And then we went to Neni’s house. And talked for a while and watched TV.

Chapter 2a: The start of the long ride of longness

“Bye Neni and Atuk… again!” “Bye everyone!” Well now we have to wait a million hours to get home… ugh… OH HI! ARE YOU STILL CONTINUING ON THAT BLOG POST!!??!?!?!?? You don’t have to shout you know. BUT I’M YFNR SULAIMAN! Ugh… ok back to the story. Out you go YFNR Sulaiman! Aww…

Chapter 2b: How I met Spirit Sulaiman

I want to put off these annoying sandals… ugh. Then do it. Huh who are you!?!??! I’m your spirit. No wait you must be my imagination. Yeah I am. Now stop thinking about me if you don’t want me right next to you. I’m trying dude. Ugh I can’t do it. Well now I’m stuck with you forever. Your time is up. I’m literally stuck with you now. NOOOOOOOOO! Ah well… at least you’re not that annoying. Hah. You think that I’m not annoying? I can irritate someone so much they would want to die. Oh no no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! But you’re lucky you’re my owner. I respect my owners. So you’re saying that you’ve been passed down from generation to generation? You mean person to person not generation to generation. Oh. Well let’s stop talking I want to ask Mama for my ice lemon tea. Ok.

Chapter 2c: Home at last!

“How long more Mama?” I said. “20 minutes!” Ayub answered for Mama. Yay! We were so close to home sweet home! I’m so tired from floating all day. Well when we get back home you can rest on my bed. Ok thanks. “How long more??????” “10 minutes.” So close yet so far ugh. Right Spirit Sulaiman? Right? What!?!?? He’s sleeping!?!??! Ugh… you don’t have to scream so loud you know. How do you manage to sleep so easily? When I was your age I was the sleeping champion. My personal record is 0:00.091. How is that even possible? That’s just ridiculous. That’s what champions are about. Ridiculous times. Oh and legends never die. Like me. Oh we arrived and I didn’t even notice. How slow were we talking? Wait if you’re stuck to me how will you sleep on the bed? Just use scissors. Oh. Well I’m gonna make a blog post about this.