Proof that Women are Better Drivers than Men.

Here is a full comprehensive case study to prove that women are better drivers than men.

Subject 1: Me, Myself, I.

Length of time driving: 7 years

Damage done:
– drove into a tree at uni
– drove over a curb at parents’ house
– drove into a cone on the LDP (totally NOT my fault btw)
– drove into the gate at my house
– crashed into the divider on the highway
– scratched the side against pillar at parents’ house
– reversed into the side of brother-in-law’s car
– reversed into the front of the hubby’s car
– scratched bottom of boyfriend’s car trying to park
– scratched a parked car at a mamak
– scratched a parked car in a parking lot

Total amount paid to fix car: RM0 (because I have insurance)

Subject 2: Ze hubby.

Length of time driving: 17 years


Damage done: 
– involved in 3 car pile up on Sungai Besi highway

Total amount paid to fix car: A shitload (because he DIDN’T renew his road tax so NO insurance even though I told him a MONTH before to renew, and when the date passed and he drove around without a valid road tax I reminded him EVERYDAY and even offered to PAY for it because his excuse was that he didn’t have the money but he still didn’t renew it and he hit a taxi in front of him during a crazy heavy thunderstorm then a car behind him hit him and then the police came and he couldn’t do a thing because he is a numbnut URGH!)

Conclusion: I am awesome.

Moral of the story: Listen to your wife, she is better than you at everything.