We Made The Most Awful Homemade Rocky Road Ever

Hallo! It’s been awhile since the kids and I made something together. So we decided to make homemade Rocky Road! Yay! So easy! What could go wrong?

Step 1: Get the kids to bash the crap outta some digestives

We don’t have a rolling pin so they used a couple of ladles. Bash bash bonk bonk. Very happy children.

Step 2: Melt a ton of chocolate and butter together and stir well until it looks glossy and yummy

Step 3: Taste your chocolate because chocolate

Look at Aisha and Sulaiman lmao.

Step 4: Pour the melted chocolate over your digestives and mini marshmallows

Yeah, I forgot. We added mini marshmallows to the digestives.

Step 5: Allow your 3-year-old to lick the spoon so that she will love you forever

Step 6: Chill your chocolate abomination in the fridge until it hardens, then proceed to attempt eating it

It was so bad. So. Bad. 10/10 do not recommend.

Here’s what the little chefs had to say:

Sulaiman is into it.

Ayub is on the fence.

Aisha hates it.

Bonus milk moustache