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Somebody Plagiarized Me And I Want To Sue

So I keep meaning to write proper posts about being a Ninja Housewife. I realize at the moment it’s mostly archives from my old blog when I worked in radio and a sprinkling of recent posts...

How I Broke My Washing Machine And Didn’t Learn From My Mistake

How I Broke My Washing Machine And Didn’t Learn From My Mistake

A couple months back we went back to the hubby’s hometown for a week. My memory is really hazy. I think it may have been the week we had our wedding reception. Anyway, we...

Raya Haji

Raya Haji at home with the family 🙂 Just back from the masjid with the super well-behaved boys in their jubahs.

Star Wars Entertainment

Star Wars is beyond awesome. Well, episodes IV, V and VI anyway. A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and The Return of the Jedi. Did you know that the original title for the...

Pulang bandar

Pulang bandar

Is the opposite of balik kampung pulang bandar? I don’t know. The hubby, babies and I returned from the kampung yesterday afternoon. The jam was intense. From the usual 2 hour journey, we were...

Baby seats and road trips.

Baby seats and road trips.

It’s Raya Haji tomorrow. I thought of only going back to the hubby’s kampung next week to avoid the jam but he wants to be with his family, so we’re leaving tomorrow morning bright...

Babies and Fruits

Babies and Fruits

Ayub loves bananas. That boy doesn’t eat fruits or vegetables. Bananas are the only exception. He can down two in one sitting. Ohmnomnom. Once when he was close to two years old, he was eating...

The Banana Phone

Ayub loves bananas. That boy doesn’t eat fruits and vegetables. Bananas are the only exception. He can down two in one sitting. Ohmnomnom. Once when he was close to two years old, he was eating a...

Baby seats and road trips.

It’s Raya Haji tomorrow. I thought of only going back to the hubby’s kampung next week to avoid the jam but he wants to be with his family, so we’re leaving tomorrow morning bright...

Brotherly silliness

“No baby!” yells Ayub as Sulaiman clutches tightly to one of THREE Ultraman figures while pretending he can’t hear Ayub’s pleas… Ayub stares down at his little brother in building rage and threatens to...

Ayub’s new haircut

The hubby was shaving with his electric clippers outside in the front yard the other day for some reason. I didn’t ask why. He’s an anomaly. He talks a lot about nothing related to...

Sick Babies

Sulaiman and Ayub are both sick. Fever, cough, runny nose. Sulaiman’s phlegm made him vomit twice today. However, they don’t seem to have noticed anything. Still energetic little balls of mischief. Spent the evening...

Masterchef US, Guibo and Justin Long

The day we had Sharone Hakman in the studio for an interview, we had him cook us breakfast with a campfire stove and cheap crappy ingredients I bought from the supermarket the day before. Just to...

Best Malaysian Breakfast

We usually have breakfast after the show because we start at 5am and don’t stop until 10am. And seriously, who has the time and the stomach to eat before 5am? One morning the boys...

Children Studio Photography

It has come to a point where it is impossible for me to take pictures of the boys together posing. Mostly because Ayub is either not in the slightest bit interested, or he’s overenthusiastic...

Bikes for kids

Ayub first saw kids ride on cars when he was a fat baby, before he could walk on his own. He would push and squirm and struggle out of my arms to get closer to them...

Sleep deprived party animals

 Most people don’t realize that a lot of work actually goes into being on a morning radio show. Hafiz, Prem and I wake up around 3.45am every weekday morning. Yeah. 3.45am. We start work...