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Somebody Plagiarized Me And I Want To Sue

So I keep meaning to write proper posts about being a Ninja Housewife. I realize at the moment it’s mostly archives from my old blog when I worked in radio and a sprinkling of recent posts...

Pulang bandar

Pulang bandar

Is the opposite of balik kampung pulang bandar? I don’t know. The hubby, babies and I returned from the kampung yesterday afternoon. The jam was intense. From the usual 2 hour journey, we were...

Babies and Fruits

Babies and Fruits

Ayub loves bananas. That boy doesn’t eat fruits or vegetables. Bananas are the only exception. He can down two in one sitting. Ohmnomnom. Once when he was close to two years old, he was eating...

The Banana Phone

Ayub loves bananas. That boy doesn’t eat fruits and vegetables. Bananas are the only exception. He can down two in one sitting. Ohmnomnom. Once when he was close to two years old, he was eating a...

Brotherly silliness

“No baby!” yells Ayub as Sulaiman clutches tightly to one of THREE Ultraman figures while pretending he can’t hear Ayub’s pleas… Ayub stares down at his little brother in building rage and threatens to...

Ayub’s new haircut

The hubby was shaving with his electric clippers outside in the front yard the other day for some reason. I didn’t ask why. He’s an anomaly. He talks a lot about nothing related to...

Sick Babies

Sulaiman and Ayub are both sick. Fever, cough, runny nose. Sulaiman’s phlegm made him vomit twice today. However, they don’t seem to have noticed anything. Still energetic little balls of mischief. Spent the evening...

Masterchef US, Guibo and Justin Long

The day we had Sharone Hakman in the studio for an interview, we had him cook us breakfast with a campfire stove and cheap crappy ingredients I bought from the supermarket the day before. Just to...

Best Malaysian Breakfast

We usually have breakfast after the show because we start at 5am and don’t stop until 10am. And seriously, who has the time and the stomach to eat before 5am? One morning the boys...

Children Studio Photography

It has come to a point where it is impossible for me to take pictures of the boys together posing. Mostly because Ayub is either not in the slightest bit interested, or he’s overenthusiastic...

Sleep deprived party animals

 Most people don’t realize that a lot of work actually goes into being on a morning radio show. Hafiz, Prem and I wake up around 3.45am every weekday morning. Yeah. 3.45am. We start work...

Prem turns 29

Happy birthday my dear Prem. You are 29. That is old. That is nearly 30. I hope you get married soon. And have beautiful babies with long eyelashes like yours. You are a mangkuk....

Homemade outdoor jacuzzi

Ayub’s new thing is to bathe outside in the dustbin. Ah youth. His imagination and practically definitely comes from his father. I don’t think I ever initiated anything as creative and fun as this....

My best friend Barbie

As a kid I was a girly tomboy and I absolutely LOVED my cute Barbie doll, or rather Barbie dolls. I had a suitcase of them. I think there must have been close to 50...

The sexiest male pose

According to research that was conducted at the University of London, women found men who sat with their legs apart and hands behind the headrest more dominant and therefore sexier than those who sat...

The Best Child Care

I was 21 when I had Ayub. I knew nothing about child care. I depended heavily on my mother, which isn’t a bad thing, but in retrospect, I should have depended on myself. Fortunately for...

Superawesome Babycake

I receive weekly updates on my babies’ development from babycenter.com and this one came for Sulaiman today: Hmmm… “precrawl” exercise? My fat Sulaiman has been crawling since he was 5+ months. He’s so awesome....

Baby’s first tooth!

 After weeks of chewing on his fingers, sucking on his gums and sticking his tongue out, a tooth has arrived!! Sulaiman has been a little cranky, but because he’s such a good-natured baby, his...

Bubble the Bunny

Two weeks ago my dad rescued a bunny that was stuck in the middle of the road. He was tiny and malnourished and trembling in fear. Brought him home, put him in the garden...

Playtime with the boys.

I brought the babies out jalan jalan the other day. Ayub loves the arcade; he tries out everything, once in a while I’ll change money to tokens and let him play for real. But...

FlyFM Office Dares

FlyFM Office Dares

Toooooooooooo many videos to keep blogging. It’s boring. But the videos… are AWESOME! Really. And I’m not bragging. Because I didn’t do anything. Hafiz and Prem made it awesome. I just held the camera....

MPRN Monster Day

On Sunday it was the Media Prima Radio Network Family Day at some field somewhere in PJ. Ayub had an awesome time. It was like the day was catered to him specifically. There was...

FlyFM Office Dares (day 1)

FlyFM Office Dares (day 1)

It all began last week when Sharizal Md Sidek a.k.a. @tehtarikmemoirs challenged the Pagi Rock Crew to complete as many office dares as possible. The original list was too lame to challenge the shamelessness of the boys....

Hafiz’s Pussy

This is Snowy. Snowy is Hafiz’s pussy cat. He has been missing since last week in the Taman Tun area. Male, peach-coloured, teenager, already neutered, wearing a black collar. Please look out for him....

Sharone Hakman from Masterchef US

 Sharone Hakman, the finalist from Masterchef US season 1, was on a tour of Asia to promote the franchise and the third season which premiered last Sunday. He is crazy sexy. And talks a...

12th Planet is AWESOME!

Coolest person I have ever met. 12th Planet. King of Dubstep. Mentor to Skrillex. Nicest, most enthusiastic, most lovable human being on the planet.   He stopped by the studio one morning for an interview....

Yet another internet scam

 I posted an ad online to sell my beautiful Petrof piano last week. The next day I received a text message:“Do you still have the Upright Petrof Piano for sales email me on aishatnur(at)yahoo.com”...

Boys fight a lot

Why do boys fight all the time? Adam never put me in a choke-hold when I was a baby. I never pulled his hair out when he was a toddler. Adam never pressed his...