Ayub’s Belated Birthday
Due to major house renovations during Ayub’s birthday, I didn’t give him his presents as they were outdoor activities – a swimming pool and a mini goal post. This week, however, the house was...
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Doctors are stupid.
Just because I didn’t go to medical school, it doesn’t mean I’m stupid. And just because you did, it doesn’t make you better than me. Doctors are fucking annoying. This is a little dated,...
My worst diaper change… so far.
When Sulaiman was a few days old, he was pooping constantly. Before, during and after every feed which came every 2 hours. This is the worse diaper change we had… so far. Sulaiman drinks...
Oversupply, Engorgement and Green Poop
The first week of pumping breast milk I became a pompous ass. I just wanted to show off how much I was able to produce and pump. Not to anyone in particular, at home...
Bringing Home Baby
I hate hospitals. Was SO happy to be discharged early. Adam had to run around the hospital getting all the paperwork done and talking to whatever departments and paying bills or whatever. And then...
Breastfeeding vs Bottle feeding
Well of course, hands down, breastfeeding is the best. There’s nothing that comes close to it. It’s the best food for baby, always sterile, always available, completely free etc etc etc. But I am...
The Arrival of Sulaiman
At 5pm, on Sunday 12th February, I got my first contraction. Painful but bearable. By 10pm they were coming on strong every 10 minutes. I waited it out at home for as long as...
Ayub gets a haircut
Shaggy little mophead of a toddler finally got a haircut. He went from shaved: To shaggy, in the blink of an eye: I decided he’s old enough to rock a real haircut, rather than...
Ayub Dinosaur
Last night Ayub decided that he is, in fact, a dinosaur. And spent the evening roaring and chewing the heads of his ‘dinodos’. Luckily all the heads stayed on, but...
Gonna-Pop-Soon List
Less than TWO weeks before the baby is due and there are SO many things I need to get done. So I am making an official list here because I’m a dumbass and I...
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!
GONG XI FA CAI!! Spent Chinese New Year at mama’s house with Ayub and his cousins. This is the first time he has actually participated in yee sang tossing. Past years he just...
I won the UK National Lottery!
Guess what? On my birthday, I received an email from the UK National Lottery Board informing me that I had just won 1 million pounds. Thank you so much Mr Ken Nicholl, Office Head...
Ayub FAT.
I just discovered some old pictures of Ayub on my laptop that the hubby saved in a separate folder. So FAT. SO CUTE. I wanna die. Babies really really grow up so fast. Ayub’s...
Ayub is THREE!!
Happy Birthday Baby Batman!! Ayub’s birthday was yesterday but we had a little party for him last Saturday with all his cousins. The baby is now a big fan of spiders and spiderman (the...
I inherited ONE BILLION FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS – Thank you Mr Tai Bei
Last month I received this email: Now why would Hamilah binti Kasim, who has a legitimate government email address from the ministry of health, be emailing me on Saturday evening about...
My baby is sour.
Last Monday I had this urge to eat laksa for dinner. So I did. And it was so spicy and sour and satisfying. How delicious does that look?! Mmm… The best part are the...
My baby is cuter than your baby
This might sound a bit biased, but I’m pretty confident that my son is the single most cutest baby ever created. Ayub likes spiders and snakes, jumping and wrestling, and guns. He loves to...
Celebrity Fitness stole my money (update)
Quick recap: last week I discovered RM145 was being deducted from my bank account from Celebrity Fitness. When I went to the gym to inquire, I found out I had ‘validated’ payment for another...
How to… cure stomach flu in infants
A few months ago Ayub was down with stomach flu. These were his symptoms: 1) Vomited everything and anything he ate or drank immediately 2) Extremely lethargic 3) Fatigued and continuously napping 4) Fever...
Celebrity Fitness stole my money
This morning I was checking my banking transactions online and realized that Celebrity Fitness was deducting RM145 twice a month from my account. I signed up for membership in early 2010 for a year...
How to… wean a toddler off a pacifier (Update)
[Update: Ayub finally stopped using his pacifier, find out how at the end of the article] There ought to be a support group called PA set up. Pacifierholics Anonymous. I’d be the first in...
Complete and Utter Amazement
So, I am a total tech noob and can’t do much other than write something in word and email it out. This blog thing is a huge leap into the unknown. Which is really...
Toddler’s Top Picks – Carbs
My 2 year old son, Ayub, is the epitome of a picky eater; not only is he fussy about what is on his plate, but he will also refuse anything that is served on...
Tiny Baby in the Tummy
Today I received an email from Babycenter to congratulate me on reaching the 6 month mark of my pregnancy, in honour of which, I have decided to share with the online world my little munchkin....
