How To Play Minecraft Completely Wrong Yikes Explained (First 10)

Hey everyone! Muahahahahaha I changed the “Hi everyone!” to “Hey everyone!”. That’s different. And now I got to write that. I am evil. Oh and check my blog post that hasn’t been explained if you didn’t read it. Here’s the link. Now read it. If you haven’t. I’m begging you to do it please I’ll give you a free banana. Ok now onto explaining stuff.

1. Digging diamonds with a stone pickaxe

When you dig diamonds with a stone pickaxe it won’t give you the diamonds.

2. Pressing “Q” on lava

Sulaiman didn’t put this correctly. He meant Pressing “Q” on lava while holding an item. When you press “Q” on lava while holding an item it drops the item into the lava and then the item melts into nothing. Oh and netherite things are immune to lava.

3. Digging straight down

When you dig straight down you will eventually fall into lava. Oh and it’s a 100% chance of falling into lava while digging straight down.

4. Jumping into lava

This one is really simple. If you die from the lava and you’re still in the lava all of your items will be gone. Unless you’re not in the lava.

5. Trying to sleep in The Nether or The End

When you right click the bed in The Nether or The End it is most likely you will die. And the death message says Player died from “Intentional Game Design”.

6. Jumping off a super high cliff

This one is pretty straightforward. You fall a lot of blocks you die.

7. Putting lava on yourself

When you pour lava on yourself with no fire resistance you’ll probably die.

8. Trying to kill an iron golem with literally nothing

Iron golems have 50 hearts and do so much damage they can one shot you. And you have 10 hearts. And you deal half a heart of damage. What are you going to do with nothing? Why are people like this?

9. Eating rotten flesh instead of your delicious steak

People who do this are morons. Why? Just why? Sure rotten flesh gives you some food. Half a food thingy. And steak gives you like, 3 food thingys.

10. Going to a Pillager Outpost with nothing

Sulaiman wrote this wrong too. He meant Going to a Pillager Outpost with nothing and hitting one of them. And when you do this you’ll have no chance of living.

Ok Super-Smart Sulaiman that’s the end of the first 10. I know that Sulaiman. After all I’m not called Super-Smart Sulaiman for nothing. Ok tomorrow I’m goin’ to school. Finally… ok bye.