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More Prem nonsense

In case you’re a huge fan Prem… Or you have a fetish for chubby hairy Indian boys in drag…… Here are more videos of him in his mama’s saree:  

Ayub’s imagination.

Sat down to play with Ayub yesterday afternoon. I love how his little mind works. No limitations. No boundaries. Complete freedom. Envy. Dinosaurs driving cars making friends with a pig on a bike Hungry...

Kyoto Protocol on FlyFm

Yesterday, Kyoto Protocol stopped by the Fly studio for an interview with Jo. They’re opening for We the Kings later this month. So because Hafiz was too lazy to track down a celebrity to...

Prem is an ugly woman.

Hairy belly baby Prem really loves being in drag. Over the years that I’ve known him, I’ve witnessed him dance to Beyonce’s Single Ladies in booty shorts and a tank top; strut down Bukit...

Dumbass Malaysian

Last night I received a missed call from a phone number I didn’t recognize. So I messaged the number. This is what happened. Translation: “I just pressed whatever number… just for fun… who are...

Baby videos

His royal fatness is such an easy-going baby (for now and hopefully for EVAAAR), I can leave him in his playpen to chill on his own and he’ll entertain himself.   Sulaiman getting tired...

Toddler photography

Ayub loves taking pictures with whatever phone he can get his grubby little hands on. His current portfolio consists of an abundance of different shades of black, toy dinosaur-shaped blurs, his feet, me sleeping,...

Sulaiman makes an insane discovery!

  mid morning snooze Yesterday Sulaiman was chillin in his playpen by himself, sucking on his paw as usual, and suddenly he stopped. His eyes widened, getting progressively larger in a severely comical manner....

10 things you didn’t know about Hunny Madu

  Hunny Madu rocking crazy pink shoes during her performance of Miss Strong 1. April 1st marks three important events in Hunny Madu’s life: her birthday, the date her hubby proposed to her, and...

3 is the magic number

This week Sulaiman is 3 months old! He is so chubby and cute and lovely. Such a good baby, doesn’t cry, always talking and smiling and able to chill out on his own. Sulaiman...

Increasing Milk Supply

So since I was told to take the combined pill by an idiot doctor, my milk supply dropped dramatically from 10 ounces a session to 3. Now I’m trying really hard to increase my supply...

Sulaiman discovers his tongue

On Monday, at 11 weeks, Sulaiman discovered his little baby tongue. He spent the entire day sticking his tongue out at everyone and everything. Sulaiman has also started talking and cooing to people, can...

Greyson Chance in Malaysia

I’ve been getting an insane number of hits for Greyson Chance. Last December we interviewed him and one lucky fan (I daresay his NUMBER ONE FAN) got a chance to speak to him. She...

Ayub Camera-Shy

Ayub Camera-Shy

Ayub is a very shy person. Even at home he gets shy around me. He loves to dance and once he caught me watching him sing and dance on his own, he was so...

Dumbest radio prize giveaway

Did I write dumbest in the title? Because what I really meant is AWESOMEST! Last week Jules and Hafiz decided to giveaway junk lying around the studio super exclusive studio memorabilia with celebrity guessing game....

Hunny Madu takes over the Pagi Rock Crew

Hafiz, Prem and Jules are in the jungle hunting unicorns for two weeks. And normally I would be with them but this time, because of my recent two month maternity leave, I have been...

Duckface Camwhoring on Pagi Rock Crew

This morning Prem found a puff piece of research from an unknown university that stated the left side of the face is the most attractive to photograph because apparently it reveals more emotion than...

I am stupid.

I am stupid.

This morning I was packing my bags to come to work. Handbag. Breast pump and bottles bag. Laptop bag. Made sure I had my phone charger because the phone died during the night. Check....

Hunny Madu Madness!

This was a couple years ago. Hunny Madu is a nutcase. I love her. Here she is channeling her inner Michael Jackson. Hee hee! All it took was me noting that she was wearing...

Samurai Jo and her katana umbrella

Hunny Madu came in with a new umbrella, as posed by the lovely Jo:     Katana umbrella. Seriously. So awesome. I think every woman should have one. Rapists and muggers would not wanna...

Showdown 2012 Online Host Search

This morning we had three of the four contestants hoping to be online hosts for Showdown 2012: Naqib, Leanne and Dennis. Our sweet baby Guibo slept in. Vote for Guibo! Go to 8tv.com.my Voting...

Injured baby.

Ayub was playing with his little brother, which is pretty difficult considering the little brother doesn’t have conscious control of his limbs. Anyway, Ayub loves his dinosaurs and was “rawr rawr rawr”-ing his favourite large one...

Sulaiman’s favourite toy

It’s been a crazy few weeks. Didn’t get to blog. We moved out of Putrajaya and back to our own house. And then ze hubby didn’t pay for the internet and I couldn’t go...

First day back!

So it’s been 2 months. And now I’m back. When I left it was Prem, Hafiz and Nadia on the Pagi Rock Crew. One baby later and I come back to this:    ...

Dr Evil’s Spawn.

This is Dr Evil:     And this is my one month old baby Sulaiman: I feel like I should insert a meme… but I won’t. Mostly because I can’t find the damn picture...

Making money through a blog.

Making money through a blog.

Oh. My. God. I finally made money off this blog. Like for real. All these ads pasted all over this page. Yeah. Made me some serious monies, whassup!!! How much? A whopping… 25 sen....

Videos of Ayub

Videos of Ayub

My post on Ayub’s belated birthday went wonky when I tried to add videos… So here they are separately. This one is of Ayub showing off his presents (if you listen closely, you can...