What To Do When Your Husband Is A Gamer

If, like me, you are married to a gamer, you’ll likely find yourself either very free to do whatever you want or you’ll be bogged down with all the household chores and child-raising by yourself.

In both cases, I find it’s more fun to have a partner to do stuff with.

Here is my step-by-step guide on what to do when your husband is a gamer:

1. Create a website or blog
2. Write a post about how your husband is a gamer and doesn’t give you the love and attention you deserve, despite the fact that you are adorable
3. Share that post on your most active social network account
4. Tag your husband to the post
5. Lol at him

Since the release of Grand Theft Auto V, I haven’t seen my hubby in days. I am vaguely aware of a large lump collapsing on my bed next to me at around 5am. But until around 3pm that lump sleeps contently, moving ever so slightly only when the kids decide to jump on him once in a while. Said lump will eventually emerge from the bedroom to eat whatever I have prepared, then disappear into his Mancave again. Thus repeating the cycle.

Hi Mr Ninja! If you are reading this, know that I love you. And I miss you. And I really enjoy sex.